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Modern Day Fidelity
This is a story from an engaged man: I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing...
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You Might Be Me If…
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this: You know you’re from California if: 1. Your coworker has 12 body piercings and none are...
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Blowing Out The Candle At Both Ends
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met with Father Flaherty. The Father said, “Top o’ the mornin’ to ye; aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and didn’t I marry ye and yer husband two...
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Blonde Survival Skills
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat...
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Snow is a Four-Letter Word
In celebration of the recent snow in my previous state of residence 🙂 Back before email was generally available, I received this in fax form. At the time it was slanted around people who moved East...
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Curative Powers Of Hypnosis
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?” His wife replies,...
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Wife Solution
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I...
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Santa is an Anagram
This post reminds me to mention that I make up my own titles, so if they make you chuckle, please donate 😉 Deer Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I’v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer...
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The Why’s of Men
Another recommendation from my lovely wife who certainly wouldn’t think that I fall into this category. Would she? 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2....
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Recipe for Christmas Tequila Cookies
Ingredients: 1 cup dark brown sugar 1 cup (two sticks) butter 1 cup granulated sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins) 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon...
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